miscellaneous

If you've tried everything and nothing works...then just try some of this stuff. See if you can't try and get some amusement from them. 

You could make prank phone calls

 A terrific way to pass time if you have funny things to say.

Have a "Who is less competitive" competition

By trying to win, you automatically lose. But if you lose then you win, in which case you would lose. Get it?

Get yourself as nauseated as possible


My favorite is spinning around in a wheelie chair for a long period of time, then try to walk a straight line. Hilarity shall ensue.

Rate passers by


Give in to your malicious human instinct to judge people. Doesn’t matter what it is you are rating them on as long as it keeps you entertained.

Try to not think about penguins


You just lost. Sorry.

Those are just some random things. You could also try speaking with a different accent…like Scottish. (See “Exercise” article for Braveheart speech.) Seriously guys, I just got stuck at school for 2 hours because I messed up what time wrestling practice was. I was able to keep busy that whole time with literally NO ONE AROUND using these techniques. Especially the nausea one, that’s a lot of fun…until you stop spinning. Then it isn’t so great. If none of this stuff works, or any of the other stuff in this blog, then you are beyond hopeless and you are doomed to be bored forever. Sorry, that’s life kid.

Stay Classy RPS

-Jack ;)